Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"
Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?
Those are my work shoes!
Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.
Those are my work shoes!
Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.
by FIReNVY September 29, 2009

"Shoe shot" - to consume a shot of your favorite alcoholic beverage by drinking it out of a shoe (usually a woman's). Variations include a "Choo shot", where the shot is consumed out of a Jimmy Choo and a "luge shot" where it is consumed by pouring the shot down an open-toed shoe directly into the mouth.
At that last company retreat, Bob was totally out of control - he did a Choo shot and a luge shot with Kristin and a shoe shot with Wendy! Talk about a foot fetish!
by Thirsty Lawyer July 9, 2014

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall
by HogieSTL July 7, 2008

Someone who buys shoes 5 sizes larger than their actual foot, because they want people to think they have a big wang
Person1: Dylan is does not have a size 15 hes just stuffs it, fucking Shoe Stuffer
Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag
Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag
by The Walrus12354 July 23, 2011

by PenetratedHotDog December 30, 2018

The pair of shoes you take to a wedding and hide in the shrubs before the ceremony, to put on when the dancing kicks in !
Honey do you remember which shrub I put the shrub shoes in ?
It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !
It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !
by Kaldrow July 9, 2019

When you eat the shoe you have done something cool, something unexpected, or you were just being a stand up guy. If someone is starting to vibe with you or they did something they didn’t want to with a good attitude, they ate the shoe.
ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.
Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.
ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.
Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.
ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. He didn’t eat the shoe because he lied behind my back
ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
by oliviawhoopwhoop February 18, 2022
