The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.

"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."

by bingledebop April 2, 2022

infinite corn glitch

you eat corn and since it doesn’t digest all the way when you shit there is gonna be corn in it so you pick it out and eat it again and then poop it out and eat it again

i’m so hungry i have to resort to the infinite corn glitch

by Mayo munch December 26, 2023

infinitize

to make or have excessive amounts of something. To make it to the number infinity.

I wanted to infinitize all the robots to have an army.

by MookipMook July 29, 2013

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020

infinite wipe

Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.

After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.

by HotDog456 January 27, 2024

Infinite-Soma

1. The ability to get high and feel great off of your own body to an infinite level. 2. A supply of drugs that manifests itself from the mind of the user and never runs out. 3. Getting high off of human "products", instead of plant based or synthetic based products. 4. A sensitivity, usually sexual, of the human body and the ability to tap into this sensitivity to an infinite degree and cause the body to react in intended ways! 5. Never ending regeneration or never ending reincarnation of the body.

1. That dude walks around in an infinite-soma of his own stank. 2. Yo, did you see that dude pull that bag of drug out of no where? He's got infinite-soma! 3. Those that get high from smoking their own feces, have an infinite soma to tap into. 4. Do you see that person over there with all the lovers, s/he's got a magic touch, you could say they got an infinite soma. 5. Wolverine from X-Men has infinite soma.

by Zero$ March 27, 2015

Infinite craft

Infinite Craft is a very lovely game, where you can combine a unicorn with a president and get Trump and combine that with a unicorn to get a Trumpicorn. You can also combine Russia with gay to get Putin. Have you ever wondered what will happen to a unicorn over time? Well combine it with evolution and get a narwall. Makes so much sense! Combine that with a unicorn? You'll get a narwallicorn! Basically, all of the most interesting things happen with a unicorn lol. If you drink some wine in the marvelous world of infinite craft, nothing will happen. Add some more wine to that, you already have a whole bottle of it. Some more to that you get drunk. What would happen if you were having a date while all of that was happening? Well, if you add a date to that you will get sex. Add being even more drunk to that? You'll get pregnant. So anyways as you can see it is a very charming game, very knowledgeable, and overall I recommend it to everyone, so yeah. (lol)

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO look at this game I found!"
"what is it?"
"it's called infinite craft... WAIT A MINUTE..."
"OH NO DON'T-"
"WHAT WILL HAPPEN..."
"DON'T!!"
*merges to get a skibidi toilet*
"NAHHHHH"

by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 26, 2024