A variation of the Wet Willy. Instead of wetting a finger with saliva from your mouth you insert your finger into your anus and then insert it into the ear of the victim.
Person 1 (after whispering to person's 2's ear): "Why does your ear smell like shit?"
Person 2: Oh, Matty went Ass to Ear on me about an hour ago"
Person 1: "Oh that's nasty you never go Ass to Ear!"
Person 2: Oh, Matty went Ass to Ear on me about an hour ago"
Person 1: "Oh that's nasty you never go Ass to Ear!"
by phizzledizzle July 06, 2010
Most likely originated around the time of Hanson's "Mmmbop"; an ear worm refers to any song that is so catchy, and at the same time extremely annoying, that it feels like a worm has crawled into your ear and eaten the intelligent parts of your brain so that you hum the song all day long, no matter how much you hate it.
by psush_girl November 22, 2004
by x-barmyarmy-x February 20, 2009
by Yerp June 12, 2017
A person who tells you things which are a total waste of your time, or whines and complains at you. Forcing you to hear things you don't want to hear means they are virtually raping your ears with their words.
Tyrone will never be invited to another dinner party after he complained about every dish served at Sheila's. Then he told everyone about the time he met Sting. Now warnings have been issued about him being an ear rapist.
by MagickDio August 10, 2010
Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!
by B. Hanback July 23, 2009
Unusually small and tight cunt.
by Jamie April 13, 2003