"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.
by verobeach1970 September 17, 2014
The act of pressing your butt cheeks against a sliding glass door and proceeding to take a shit, if done correctly it will look like a shit dog between two buns
by TheBigBill August 10, 2016
by DeadMansFilm October 29, 2009
When you are trying on the fly to change your facts you use as your arguments in a debate, albeit they are coherent and valid facts that are related to each other. It refers to the act of trying to change the dirt, on which your vegetables or plants are growing, into a better, more fertile soil amidst the growing season.
Bob: "...yet somehow this small group of people are responsible for..
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 26, 2021
friend 1: what'd you do last night?
friend 2: i was deep in the dirt chamber, dude. don't remember a thing
friend 2: i was deep in the dirt chamber, dude. don't remember a thing
by foreverrousted March 15, 2018
by Smokin Dirt McGerk June 21, 2023
When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.
by coug dude May 17, 2015