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dick harmonica

When two biological males stand front to front and skotch tape their dicks together. (As supposedly done by Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez when they wanted one girl to give them both head.)
"Well, there's two of us and one of her... Let's do that dick harmonica then."
by Jackie's Pet Human May 30, 2006
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Hermopoli

Pronunciation: 'Her - mop - oli' or 'her - mop'

The type of poop that you can feel brewing in your gut for hours and hours and finaly with release causes splatter all over the toilet seat. Also known as the "HERMOP"

Typical symptoms include:
- Long lasting aroma aftermath
- High chance of toilet clogging
- Sweat above the brow durring release
- Extreme pleasure and pride of your creation
"I'll be right back I have to drop a HERMOP!"

"I just laid the biggest hermopoli in history!"

"My hermopoli just destroyed the bathroom."
by Jonathan Cobbett May 23, 2006
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harmonicrap

n. / v. a person, or used to describe a person of limited musical skill that believes his or her only harmonica, in the key of C, can be used to play any song, as well as to play continuously through every song, never acknowledging the vocalist or lead guitar player.
n. That wasn't a harmonica, it sounded so terrible it could only be a harmonicrap.

v. That harmonicrap player tortured the song, "Stormy Monday, he was playing over the vocals, and it wasn't even in the right key.
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Harmony Public Schools

A place where the teacher is always right, and where parents send children to avoid the filth of "public schools", not to mention the ottoman empire rejoicing in various parts of Texas to create this absolute monarchy, the first ever in America.
I send my children to Harmony Public Schools because they treat autistic children the same as normal children, this is why I support LGBTQ!
by Soner Tarim August 14, 2018
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Harmonical

a word often used to describe something of a beautiful essence and/or someone named harmonie.
“Hey, harmonie you are so harmonical, gorgeous babe!”
by harmonie lover. March 10, 2022
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Hormo

An excessively horny homosexual
Watch out Paul that Hormo has his gaydar on you!
by mitsuman February 10, 2007
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Harmony

1.
Peace, happiness
2.
Music, melody
3.
The awesome funky girl who lives in England who totaly owns all you nüblets B-)
Harmony owns you nüblets
by Harmony Pümpkin December 2, 2009
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