The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.
1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.
2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!
2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!
by zhboarder July 22, 2013
Get the The Douching Hourmug. When the booty has its own hourglass figure
by zXFLASXz August 18, 2019
Get the hour assmug. The volume of alcohol which can be consumed within one hour.
Similar to "light year", vodka hour is not a description of a temporal unit, instead it refers to the universal constant of the volume of vodka consumable within a full hour.
Similar to "light year", vodka hour is not a description of a temporal unit, instead it refers to the universal constant of the volume of vodka consumable within a full hour.
Guy 1: "Dude, we've drank a lot of Red Bull, how much vodka will it take to even it out?" Guy2: "A quarter of a vodka hour I reckon"
by vodka drinker March 18, 2011
Get the vodka hourmug. That period in any movie where a film maker does not want to showcase plot, characters, or even world building, but showcases their special effect budget.
by Zura79248 January 3, 2017
Get the goosh hourmug. by GranolaBarDonte March 20, 2017
Get the nude hourmug. Alright my niggas, we gonna talk about something that we all go through at night. No, it's not bad sex this time, it's even worse: Sap Hours
Now we can sit here and act like we don't listen to Drake, but in actuality 69% of Americans listen to Drake more routinely at night rather than in the morning. Let me clarify, Sap Hours occur approximately at 11 pm following your 11:11 wish to 3 am after you realized NOBODY will be responding to your texts except fellow sappers.
These drastic times call for drastic measures! You feel like your falling in your bed, crying because you can't feel anything, and listening to Drake because you can't listen to good advice! Oh, and this doesn't exclude women, whom fall under the category as well after no one replies to your pathetic mass snaps anymore! They broke the Matrix! What! This term, to me, is timeless. Well, until Drake stops making music. Then we'll just listen to the Weeknd.
Now we can sit here and act like we don't listen to Drake, but in actuality 69% of Americans listen to Drake more routinely at night rather than in the morning. Let me clarify, Sap Hours occur approximately at 11 pm following your 11:11 wish to 3 am after you realized NOBODY will be responding to your texts except fellow sappers.
These drastic times call for drastic measures! You feel like your falling in your bed, crying because you can't feel anything, and listening to Drake because you can't listen to good advice! Oh, and this doesn't exclude women, whom fall under the category as well after no one replies to your pathetic mass snaps anymore! They broke the Matrix! What! This term, to me, is timeless. Well, until Drake stops making music. Then we'll just listen to the Weeknd.
Ex. 1
(Texting) Person 1: Hey wyd
Perpetual Sapper (PS): Shit, listening to Some Time by Drake and thinking... wbu
Person 1: If you don't get up and get a motherfucking job you broke ass nigga. How sapping gonna get you money?
PS: Where am I gonna find a place hiring at 1 in the morning? How am I gonna find the girl of my dreams, I still don't know where I'm going in life!
Person 1: 🤦🏾 ♂️
Ex. 2
Boss: Employee! You're sleeping on the job! Look at you! Sleep on the job!
PS: I'm so sorry boss. I was just up all last night. Those sap hours got the best of me.
Boss: The fuck is a 'sap hour'? Is that shit gonna buy all the clients you just lost me?! Smh ole crybaby ass nigga lol
Ex. 3
Wife: Baby please come back to bed. You've been up all night, aren't you tired?
PS: Honestly babe, we need to talk. Lately, I've been listening to Drake's whole catalog, even back to his Room for Improvement days.
Wife: Where are you going with this??
PS: All I'm saying is he is saying some real things!
Wife: You've been sapping again, have you!!
PS: He's saying the truth! You know Take Care was a classic!
Wife: It was good because of the Weeknd.
PS: Drake made the Weeknd!! But that's not my point.
Wife: Then what is your point, Richard!!!
PS: I can't do this anymore!
Wife: What?!
PS: I can't live with the idea of Drake saying number 2 to Kendrick! To people with real feeli—
Wife: Fuck this, I'm going back to bed. Sleep on the couch until you make your mind up.
(Texting) Person 1: Hey wyd
Perpetual Sapper (PS): Shit, listening to Some Time by Drake and thinking... wbu
Person 1: If you don't get up and get a motherfucking job you broke ass nigga. How sapping gonna get you money?
PS: Where am I gonna find a place hiring at 1 in the morning? How am I gonna find the girl of my dreams, I still don't know where I'm going in life!
Person 1: 🤦🏾 ♂️
Ex. 2
Boss: Employee! You're sleeping on the job! Look at you! Sleep on the job!
PS: I'm so sorry boss. I was just up all last night. Those sap hours got the best of me.
Boss: The fuck is a 'sap hour'? Is that shit gonna buy all the clients you just lost me?! Smh ole crybaby ass nigga lol
Ex. 3
Wife: Baby please come back to bed. You've been up all night, aren't you tired?
PS: Honestly babe, we need to talk. Lately, I've been listening to Drake's whole catalog, even back to his Room for Improvement days.
Wife: Where are you going with this??
PS: All I'm saying is he is saying some real things!
Wife: You've been sapping again, have you!!
PS: He's saying the truth! You know Take Care was a classic!
Wife: It was good because of the Weeknd.
PS: Drake made the Weeknd!! But that's not my point.
Wife: Then what is your point, Richard!!!
PS: I can't do this anymore!
Wife: What?!
PS: I can't live with the idea of Drake saying number 2 to Kendrick! To people with real feeli—
Wife: Fuck this, I'm going back to bed. Sleep on the couch until you make your mind up.
by DuckSick6969 May 30, 2017
Get the sap hoursmug. The line originally comes from the musical Cabaret’s title song. It is used as a metaphor for sex work.
by bimiserables June 4, 2022
Get the rented by the hourmug.