Hoovering

When a slut "vacuums" up all the available dick in any given radius.

How am I to get any dick tonight while Herbie is hoovering up the entire grindr grid.

by HerbieHoover September 16, 2022

Hooverable

Something can be vacuumed

That floor is hooverable

by Joelsb October 22, 2019

Hoover

Slang term for a penis.

"I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

wet hoover

A novice approach to giving head

That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me

by Bambi0c August 28, 2017

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

by tech-decker February 28, 2024

Hoover Dam

Hoover Dam is a synonym to cock blocked. When a girl refuses to give you the good pussy

John: Hey Marissa, how abouycome back and we can start somethin?
Marissa: Ew, no.

(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)

by Coolerx3 July 31, 2016

Hoover

Of a person who can’t control their marijuana fiend wits. Usually follows behind a cloud of smoke. Always the first to ask to smoke but last to pitch in on the Za

Hoover: “Yo man can I have that roach when y’all done smokin it”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”

by Whiskyemike March 6, 2021