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hooker douche 

hooker douche

hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun

1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.

2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".

3. A person who has a douching influence on others.

4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.

5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.

6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.
"Yes, Mary left that guy and now we are back together." "Let's hope she does her hooker douche before she gets here."
hooker douche by get hooker December 9, 2009
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hooker on wheels

A chick who has sex with anyone with a car, and lets everybody know it.
hooker on wheels by tweeks May 17, 2006

hooker feet

Nasty, black, hard, feet like a hooker walking the street for some cash all night long
"Damn, Heather you've got some nasty ass hooker feet !"

Hooker Boot 

A slutty chick that has been passed around and tainted so much that she discarded like a pair of old Hooker Boots.
That bitch is such a Hooker Boot. I told you! Ya can't turn a ho into a housewife.
Hooker Boot by B n' Taco December 6, 2007

Hooker meat 

This comes from the pickton farm murders from B.C. Canada, these brothers killed a bunch of hookers & fed them to thier pigs over 15 years. Okay a little distasteful but have a ha ha.
"Is that hooker meat in your sandwich"?
Hooker meat by Bridget_ July 13, 2007

hooker shit 

1. a friend who is being a bitch, used in a playful manner, because if you use it seriously...you seem like an dumb ass.
2. a person who is being extremely flirty while appearing to have unclean body parts.
Beth, you hooker shit! Stop embarrasing me, haha!

Ew, look at that hooker shit all over James. You can practically see the fumes coming out of her underwear.

Hooker Jacked

When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.
Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.
Hooker Jacked by Stew Nic December 9, 2008