christian honk 

When a Christian couple lightly grabs their significant other's ass.

"Last night I gave my wife a good Christian honk."

christian honk by Closet Nerd May 29, 2020

Spider Honk 

You don't even wanna know what spider honking is

Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*

Spider Honk by Grouperwooper December 31, 2020

Chatting Honk

A phrase used when someone is absolutely talking utter rubbish.

“You got absolutely wasted last night”
“Nah mate, I only had a few pints, you’re chatting honk”

Chatting Honk by fartbumstinkypoo August 9, 2021

wilbur.honk

wilbur.honk goes by she/they pronouns and is probably the nicest and funniest person to ever exist. wilbur.honk is also in love with quackalicous.

Omg did you she Wilbur.honk??? They're so amazing<3

wilbur.honk by Wilbur.honk September 9, 2021

Butt honk 

When someone squeezes your butt

I butt honked my girl last night

Butt honk by Lil Deshy November 27, 2021

Yell honk 

When you suddenly, without warning or active notice, throw up and scream simultaneously.

Risk factors: White claw during the dog days of summer. Irish whiskey at a tailgate, or association with a MAC school.

Common associated symptoms: burst eye vessels, bruised pride, unapologetic rally.

We had just downed a pint of Castillo rum that Dickweed had hidden in the crotch of his Diesel jeans and bonged 12 Busch Lights, when Davis yell honked on the Beirut tournament table.

Yell honk by JTMcNugent September 16, 2022

Moist Honk 

After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly

“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”

Moist Honk by Basedpenits June 9, 2023