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Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.
Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.
by lilmates May 15, 2023
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Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby for you to use
Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019
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lunch hold

When you put someone on hold then go to lunch.
This freakin' idiot was so pissed. So I just put her on lunch hold and went to Del Taco - take that bish!
by weasel TT January 26, 2018
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The Tate Hold

A sex position in which you, a real cobra G, fuck a cute femboy in the ass while cupping their nuts to the side as a real man should.
I was kinda thinking fucking Alex was gay until i tried the The Tate Hold, now I feel like a new man.
by Albert G. Faust March 19, 2023
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The Ohio Hold On

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.
Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
by Dirty Flirty Dave March 8, 2019
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Magic Hold

Used in call centers as the all problem solver that works sometimes but only sometimes and that is where the magic is.
Person 1 - "So I placed the customer on hold and when I came back the customer had solved the issue! "
Person 2 - "That's the magic hold!"
by skibiribap November 15, 2020
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Death Hold

The act of putting the caller on hold until the caller's minutes expire.
by xantao December 16, 2010
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