homework

the punishment given to you for going to school
i thought school was supposed to be fun, then 1st grade ended
the stuff teachers make you do to deprive you of your valuable sleep

Example of what happens to a class when a teacher gives them a homework assignment

teacher: i want you to write me a 50 page essay on the roman empire and how it fell, this should take you like, 30 minutes if your smart

later that night: what the crap, i started this essay 6 hours ago and it isnt even done ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

teacher: so where's that 50 page 30 min to do essay i asked for
class: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by the pessimists March 9, 2009

math homework

a sneaky way of getting out of the house for a some wacky tabacky.

i gotta go do some math homework

by Gold Leader June 25, 2006

doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.

parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!

by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009

physics homework

-smoking pot
a code word for smokin pot, or getting weed,

-lets go do our physics homework now

- mom stop talking i have to leave to go to bobs house to do my physics homewrok

by annalynn at the shiz August 3, 2007

Homeworksexual

Derivitie of the word 'homosexual' to signify ones desire to engage in school related activity particularly homework.

Damn that luis is a homeworksexual! if he keeps up that lifestyle, he's eventually going to get AIDS. (Academic Interminate Desire Syndrome)

by luis castle December 10, 2008

Homework Blocked

When large amounts of homework prevent you from doing something you actually want to be doing.

Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.

by Gaaraofthedamned October 4, 2011

homework

something that if it is not for study purposes it is a extreamly dick thing to give. Teachers that give a lot of homework are low life pieces of shit. We are in school for like 8 hours each day after school we are tired and bored. and a teacher is gonna give you more homework as if 8 hours isnt enough to take away and last pride and manhood a person could possibly savage after listening to a stupid gook chink asshole talk about how napolean fucked this guy up the ass and thats how france became a country. Homework has NO point is gay and is wrong low and obnoxious

Mr. Douch bag: im giving u a 25 page homework packet due friday.

HUGH what you think your the only teacher that gives homework, a packet plus others form other classes. FUCK YOUR MOTHER u low life cocksucker what kind of bull shit is that you bitch ass nigga, i dont care what the government says fuck what you heard it's what you hearin, and what you hearin is the sound of my gat click click boom ill blow your 2 inch cock off. motherfucker ill beat the shit out of your wife with my 15 inch cock and gag that bitch by rape, this aint a game motherucker i got a life and im busy douch bag trailor parker. Go back to the trailor park faggot u gay ass drag queen. ima set it off on your family bitch ill flip this desk over and shove this overhead projector up you ass cock sucker. All this after hearing that ho go on about the the faggits in the like fourteen hundreds all i heard was blah blah blah some lozer luie the 15th raped his kid and fucked a dog (wow) or some shit like that i dont care either i got a note for my not done homework. Dear chode go ram you 2 incher up your dogs raging asshole thanks

by Francesco Albanese January 4, 2007