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hide-and-go sex

Game where all players are in the nude and one hides. Whoever finds the hider first gets to have sex with them upon finding.
Where's Boberto?
Oh, he's getting slammed by Sheela. She won hide-and-go sex
by Capt.McSwagger January 22, 2015
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The Hider

When a male hides his penis in his ball sack. Then the male will smack his stomach and his penis will pop out.
Step 1. Stretch your ball sack.
Step 2. Push your penis into your ball sack.
Step 3. Pull the ball sack over the penis until it is fully hidden.
Step 4. Find a person to show your new talent.
Step 5. Smack your stomach hard enough so your penis pops out.
You have successfully completed the hider, How do you feel?
by Rollin91s February 2, 2010
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The clown that hides from gay people

A funny thing in middle school where someone would ask you if you have seen the clown that's hides from.. You know. Gay People. And if you say no... Well.. your gay then.
Jack: Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?

John: yes

Jack: ok
by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022
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Hiddi

Something terrible. Possessing the quality of something bad.
I just got my arm amputated, hiddi!
Her new haircut is so hiddi!
by Michael Hernandez October 15, 2004
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Hideous Monstrosity

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.
That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.
by Crazy Chris and G-Zus March 31, 2005
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Hide the Snake in the Grass

When a man is having sex with a woman who has a bush.
john went to bed with mary and and played hide the snake in the grass
by akfisher907 May 28, 2009
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you can't hide that blonde pride!

a saying said when a blonde says something a blonde would say
"Hey blondie, the word is pronounced 'enigma,' not 'enigima'! But it's okay, because you can't hide that blonde pride!
by simpsonguy27 February 7, 2009
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