turtle herder

Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.

Getting anywhere on time with little kids makes me feel like a turtle herder

by herdingturtles June 8, 2015

cum herding

When a group of gay or bi guys wack off on a table one gets the privilege & honor of scooping and "herding" it with either a drywall trowel or a spatula into a neatly organised gooey arrangement of pearly white man mess and even frozen as ice cubes A.K.A. "cum cubes" or divided event amongst the guests. Ko

The boys at the gay bar had a "cock fight" atop of a pool table at an L.A. bar then went to a sex club and participated in a cum herding party!

by Messy Fun April 20, 2018

Duck Herder

(noun) The loud dumbass of the group who gets everyone else to do stupid things, like ducks following their mom

Jenny: God Bill is such a duck herder

Penny: I know! Today, he announced he was going to drink salt water, so everyone else decided to drink it too.

by Donald duccck February 24, 2020

Sheep herders breakfast

A cup of coffee and a piece of you.

I would like to order a sheep herders breakfast.

by Beautifulcrazypancake March 14, 2021

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 3, 2022

nerf herder

Awesome band with a good sense of humour. Songs sound sorta similar to Weezer songs.

-Hey, have you heard that song, Pervert, by Nerf Herder?
-Yeah! It was wicked funny!

by Anonymous March 31, 2004

swine herder

A man who habitually aims for fat girls in social settings

Man, that dude is a real swine herder

by JP408 June 29, 2007