hapshinous

Bullshit; preposterous

"I heard that Hayden has a new girlfriend, but between you and me, I call it complete hapshinous."

"Agreed."

by chewylizard7721 March 30, 2024

hapshinous

Bullshit; preposterous

"Hayden says he's got a date with Nancy on Friday, but I say it's completely hapshinous"

by chewylizard7721 April 1, 2024

hapoouken

Baggin up a dookie and throwing it at shitty people!
For dummies, dedicate in bag, aim, fire!!!

I shat in a bag and threw it at his head like HAPOOUKEN mother phukka!!!

by Aldi's butt from aldi hut June 21, 2024

hapsical

adj. 1. Said of that which has the quality of being in the haps.

2. Said of that which does not have the quality of being in the haps.

e.g. the birds had never flown away.

(hapsical)

by mytheus March 6, 2026

Halos

Los Angels Angels

The Halos swept the Dodgers

by Hephaestus V May 20, 2025

Haosong

Haosong do not play. He is ticklish on his knees, and he always has a beautiful girl on his arm. He's horrible at photos but makes up for it by being Chinese (Qingdao)!!1!1!! Always left handed but also writes with the right hand... but you'd never know. He is as buff as Hulk 👅

Mark lee: yo that guy is so cool.. and chinese?

Renjun: i am Chinese. He is definitely a Haosong

by Ye is Goat August 18, 2025

Hyposniffalees

When you or someone is snorting coke and they repeatedly sneeze.

Bro got a case of hyposniffalees.

by Dr.Infernus October 28, 2025