Hampage

To eat an obscene amount of ham. Hampage can also pertain to various other types of pork: Porkchops, bacon, ribs, etc.

A - Wow, you put on like 10 pounds over Thanksgiving!

B - Yeah, I went on a serious hampage.

by Jordan Harr August 4, 2007

hampered

Getting so drunk that you piss into your hamper then somehow manage to pass out in the piss covered laundry.

Man, I got hampered last night.

Jamie: hey mike, we need to talk. Mr. Boston's Rum should be banned. Every night we drink that shit I wake up with Polaroids of us at Marty's Mexican Joint hampered

Mike: yea. Hahahahahahaha

Jamie: dude! Seriously!! No!! The donkey show is one thing, but getting banged out like a virgin rag doll by Sheila shemale is another! They know me by name at the clinic now.

Mike: yea... I just thought you were into by now

by [Black] July 3, 2014

hampstead middle school

a bunch of fucking drama and the boys are douche bags in 7th grade

did you hear the drama at Hampstead Middle School?

by hjdkafbsjk March 21, 2016

Hamper

A place to stick dirty laundry.

Billy go put away your clothes into your hamper

by Accuracy is A Lie June 7, 2018

hampshire

a hick town in the middle of nowhere. people who live here frequently have raves in their barns and then pop a tent in their backseats when too drunk to drive. the whole drinkin in a small town thing is usually a fun time except that every other person is your cousin to some degree... whoa incest. brian james gross will eventually grow up to be the mayor and live in splendor in a 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath ranch on his own acre of land, cable television and air conditioning not included but maybe he can build his own pool.

why would we ever want to go to hampshire?

by the coolest person grossi will ever meet August 6, 2006

panty hamper

A basket, usually wicker,, used to store panties and other itens to cover the female ringpiece. Some females choose to have 2 hampers. One for clean panties and one for soiled panties.

Melon came home drunk one night and bumped into a basket and knocked it over. The next morning,his sister said " Alan,what were you doing in my panty hamper lastnight?"

by PervyP May 22, 2008

Hampden-Sydney

Hampden-Sydney is the school where wealthy (most of the time) men send their sons when they cannot get into a better school. Brains and credentials aside -- if you have a thick wallet, you are most certainly welcome at Hampden-Sydney. Those of us in Virginia know that if you can't get into a good school, you go to Longwood or Radford instead. Hampden-Sydney is an upper-class version of the previously mentioned schools. So overall, if you want to pretend you go to a good school, but can't really get into one, go to Hampden-Sydney instead.

HSC Student: I go to Hampden-Sydney! American Citizen: Oh. You (probably) have money, but I'm sure you're lacking in the brains department.

HSC Student in denial: HSC is the best private school on the east coast.
Someone who knows what they're talking about: No it's not, fool.
HSC Student in denial: Oh really? Name one.
Someone who knows what they're talking about: How about 20...

by learned January 16, 2005