hamburger fingers

A condition when starting to play guitar. Repeatedly pressing your fingers aginst the strings of a guitar makes the tips of your fingers look like the surface of a grilled hamburger. After a while callouses devolop(akin to walkingg barefoot)and the condition goes away.

Practice is the cause of and solution to hamburger fingers.

by Marik Danzig April 20, 2007

Haberdouchery

haberdouchery |ˈhabərˌdou ch ərē|
noun ( pl. -eries)
1. The act of conducting oneself in a douche-like manner inside a habdershery

Stop this haberdouchery at once! I will not tolerate this haberdouchery inside my haberdashery!!

I've heard them fellows got into trouble Haberdouchering over at old mr. Marcus' haberdashery

by Moreybear September 16, 2009

Hamburgled

When you leave your lunch in the company fridge and someone swipes it.

My lunch is gone, I've been hamburgled!

by Pokerface86 November 8, 2009

Hamburger Hole

When you wipe so much that your anus becomes raw.

That White Castle gave me hamburger hole.

by hilarioyo January 8, 2016

hamburger wallet

Slang term for a persons butthole. Prison Wallet leather cherrio butthole asshole

Last night I went to Suzy's house and asked to see her hamburger wallet. She bent over and showed me her butthole.

by Lucy The Miata May 7, 2019

Hamburgered

Getting sandwiched but worse.

I just got hamburgered

by Hamburgered inventor November 4, 2020

hambruhger

The term hamburger is used in many ways but its also a religion that millions worship secretly

person 1: so do you believe in god?
person 2: yea.
person 1: which kind: are you a hindu , jewish , catholic or what?
person 2: I believe in the faith of hambruhger.
person 1: This is why your parents left you.

by chiggerBEATER3000 February 7, 2021