Fail Grenade

A pretty failed grenade that doesn't explode. Whoever throws a fail grenade is a n00b and is instantly pwned.

Soldier 1: Grenade!!!

Soldier 2: No don't worry, it's a fail grenade. It won't explode.

Everyone: FAIL!

by TheFailGrenade November 3, 2009

death grenade

A grenade kill, where the thrower of the grenade is dead before their victim. Often, but not necessarily the grenade thrower kills their assailant - resulting in a sort of satisfactory stalemate. Term originates from UK online gaming community of late 90's early 00's, in particular "Counter-Strike" and "Halo: Combat Evolved". (Halo was originally played online via the system link facility, directly to another machine over the internet. Halo was never updated for proper Xbox Live online play)

"I was killed, but I got a quality death grenade!"

"Death grenade! I don't need to be alive to own you bitch!"

by JimJim150 August 26, 2007

Snake Grenade

- a round device, 2 feet in diameter, full of venemous snakes. When the pin is pulled, and you throw the device, the moment it makes contact with the ground, it will release a cloud of pheromone that will agitate the snakes, making them angry and aroused. Your fucked.

"Man, when i threw that snake grenade at the crowd of preschoolers, they just scattered."

by Devon Manning January 11, 2009

fall on the grenade

to fuck and ugly she-beast so your friend can fuck the she-beast's hot friend

I'll fall on the grenade for you, but I need a few more beers first!

by Paul Thundergod August 29, 2003

fall on the grenade

to occupy the time (read: fuck) an ugly chick so that your friends can fuck her friends

Damn! I gotta fall on the grenade again!

by Nate June 4, 2003

Grenade

1. To damage catastrophically, especially an automotive part. (Verb)

2. The act of causing the catastrophic failure of an object. (Verb)

3. An object that is in imminent danger of failure or destruction. (Noun)

1. It took us a week to get Brian's jeep out of the mudhole after his transfer case grenaded.

2. "I'm going to grenade my driveshaft if I go over that obstacle".

3. I swapped a Dana 60 into the front of my Bronco because that little Dana 30 was a grenade waiting to pop.

by blk69stang February 5, 2010

Dutch Grenade

A person farts into their hand then delivers it into the face of another.

Alison just threw a Dutch Grenade at Stuart much to his pleasure.

by gordont January 1, 2012