Grenadation

Blowing something up with enough force that a large amount of schrapnel is produced.

A Top Fuel Dragster blows up it's engine to the point there are large chunks of metal strewn about the track is the best example of grenadation.

"John Force has experienced grenadation many times in his career."

by Conquest351 June 4, 2009

grenoob tube

A 'Grenoobtube' or 'Grenoob-tube' launcher comes form a blending made by myself of grenade+noob+tube as another jargon term for the grenadelauncher attachment for most weapons on call of duty modernwarfare 'cod4' and call of duty modern warfare 2 or 'cod6/ cod mod2'

GODDAM GRENOOBTUBER

check ma killcam i grenoob tubed that guy

by doodeyboob January 7, 2010

grensity

A barometric measurement of grease density permeating from or surrounding a Chilban body.

As you get closer to a Chilban, you will experience a slight sense of suffocation and sluggishness due to the Chilban's grensity.

by Grand Marshall 50 Florins January 11, 2010

Grenade Comparison

The comparison of your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend to the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Using his lyrics as guidelines, the seriousness of your relationship can be easily determined.

Jen: Do you think Joe is serious about our relationship?

Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.

Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?

Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.

by Alyssa18 May 9, 2011

Grenade Plan

The fall-back plans you make in case your life goes to complete shit, with no hopes of getting back on track. A Grenade Plan means blowing up your entire life and starting fresh. Grenade Plans are meant for worst-case scenarios only, and are usually extreme and nearly impossible.

Well, this week I got fired, my girlfriend dumped me, and I found out that my landlord is evicting me. My car was stolen, and I have no insurance. My family is all dead, I have no friends, and my pets ran away. My savings were lost in the stock market, and I have this odd lump on my neck. It can't get any worse, but it probably won't get much better, either. It's time for the Grenade Plan: Sell everything I have left, and bet it on a spin at the roulette table. If I win, I move to Monaco. If I lose, I'll become a busker in San Francisco.

by D.E.Moss October 1, 2011

grenatsauce

grenatsauce: a hipster circle jerk

robbie: sup dude, i've just updated my insta with some coffee art

kianna: oh cool man, you should post it in the grenatsauce so everyone sees

by roundglassessurfboard May 1, 2014

Grenade Abortion

The action of pulling the pin on a grenade and sticking it up a girl's cooch, especially if she's pregnant, thereby aborting the baby (and her, but that's besides the point).

"Yo did you hear about Stacy? I heard she got a grenade abortion."
"Bullshit, who would knock her up in the first place?"

by SurrealArt June 7, 2016