Granola Face (Syndrome)

a person that has SEVERE acne and whose face looks alot like granola.

Damn!!! that guy has (a) freaking granola face (syndrome)!!!

by adrianux101 April 14, 2010

Granola Tits

Taking a handful of granola, throwing it at a woman's tits and eating it off. Ideally, using an adhesive or sticky substance before throwing to allow for maximum granola on the tits.

Using honey, granola and his girlfriend's tits, John was able to have a delicious breakfast of granola tits.

by BP_Granola August 24, 2011

granola

What hippies eat when they aren't saving the already dead whales or protesting in forests just to save a fucking owl.

Granola tastes like candy-coated cardboard paper.

by Kill the fucken Hippies! May 21, 2003

Grano

One who 0's (licks) granite.

Stop Grano ing. To Grano is gross

by Jenn Schmor July 7, 2006

Granovskaya

a bitch that enjoys shopping and hanging out with her friends. she is also like a raspin.

look at that granovskaya, oh my god

by none of ur bez" June 23, 2003

Grabowski Special

Snorting four lines of fake cocaine laced with meth and a topical anesthetic.

"Dude you were so fucked up last night." "Yeah after that Grabowski Special I was done"

by Dongdabber69 March 23, 2017

Graot

An extremely annoying person who feels the need to content cop everything someone says. Often referred to as the internet police will report you for everything you say also probably an over weight middle aged man

“Fuck”
“I’m reporting you”

“Dude don’t be a graot”

by Salty gremlin June 11, 2018