Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

by 209 iads November 28, 2023

Gooning

A session of intense "edging" that ultimately results in the person pleasuring themselves bearing the facial expressions of/looking like a 'goon', a ridiculous person, a fool, a human manifestation of a comedy of errors. The person's mind will be so overcome with euphoria from the edging that their facial expressions will fluctuate between a range of goofy and downright ridiculous. They probably will not be able to communicate with you beyond grunting like a wild ape.

Did you see his face while he was gooning? Guy looked like an absolute fucking retard!

by AIU December 5, 2023

gooning

To goon. Gooning is simply defined by edging for an extended period, typically inducing a trance-like state.

I was gooning for 7 hours last night

by GuyDefinesGooning December 8, 2023

Gooning

The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons

Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!

by ImoGod December 8, 2023

gooning

Gooning. Where a male and his cock merge into a dragon ball. and have sex together.
and they make babies 👶

EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.

i’m gonna go hang my self because my gooning left me

by jorgeeman February 15, 2024

gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time

“I’m gooning on ur grandma”

by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024

Gooning

Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.

"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."

"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."

by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024