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Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
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wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.
by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022
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Gobble

A girl who has had lots of penises inside of her, and been stuffed more than a Thanksgiving Turkey.
She looks good,
Nah mans she is a gobble everyone has been all up inside of that girl. She’s a girl gobble
by Og Turkey Roaster November 13, 2020
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Mind-gobbling

Your brain devouring knowledge in greedy gulps.
This book is mind-gobbling.
by Fufito June 16, 2017
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Gobble Gash

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off
I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash
by Beltazar November 13, 2017
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Gobble Copter

Its the meaning of somebody "Gobbling" (sucking) a lot of Cock
"Copter" stands for a person thats *hovering* on the search for new Cocks to enjoy

Definition by J.
L. is a "Gobble Copter"
by The Big Gobbler May 1, 2023
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A Gobble Of Gash

Term/phrase used to define a group of hot, middle-aged, mature women, who are in their sexual prime & always together - ready to pounce on willing male suitors for their mouths & vaginas to "gobble" without reservations or mercy - so that either one or both openings receives their desired reward of a warm, protein man-shake!!
"A Gobble Of Gash were on the prowl that night, with one goal in mind: to have semen filling up & over-flowing EVERY, SINGLE OPENING in & on their sexually charged bodies, so that once the dust had settled, their satisfaction had been achieved through the acquiring of the only substance that could & would satisfy their force-of-nature, sexual cravings: baby batter from the cocks they worship, like the religious idols of old."
by FurrCoin June 10, 2023
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