gloku

a person who jumps like a frog during sex

“he jumped like a gloku and broke the bed”

by gloku July 12, 2021

Glockenspiel

A dick.

Ayo I've got a massive glockenspiel you know fam

by istrokeurdadswilly March 9, 2022

Glock Jocker

A person who defends all Glock flaws by saying it’s the operator.

That Glock Jocker just told me every other manufacturer has the wrong grip angle and that slide bite is an integral design feature to be able to stay on target when mag dumping.

by JG69 June 14, 2022

Glocked

Ghosted and blocked

When I didn’t hear from my dear friend, I realized I was glocked. No way to communicate with them.

by Fun Aunt July 7, 2022

glockoma

Mental disorder that has a 50% chance of occurring when having the possession a Glock firearm of any model causing powerful urges to point it at your head and pulling the trigger

"Ohh yeaa u heard tommy got diagnosed with glockoma? We gotta keep an eye out for that poor guy."

by vistaine October 9, 2022

Glocksmackled

A blowjob technique where the female is so shocked at the size, she struggles to perform said blowjob

Man: Well? are you going to do it?

Woman: I'm so sorry, I'm just..Glocksmackled..

by not dobby (totally) December 4, 2022

glock

something i got in my rari

Person 1:hi
Person 2:i got a glock in my rari
Person 1:what

by yeet.the.child March 28, 2023