Merecat Geyser

When the head of a penis is rubbed in between the flaps, or labia majoras, of the vagina till orgasm, in which the penis will snap up facing away from the female and spray semen over her body.

"Did you fuck Stacy last night?"
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".

by Arizona Concept June 9, 2016

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Rhino Geyser

When your getting head, and you cum while being deep throated, and she doesn't expect it and your cum squirts out her nostril.

I gave you old step mom a Rhino Geyser last night. Here's the video to prove it.

by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016

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Sideways Geyser

When you're drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.

Timmy: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?

*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!

by Original Defining November 30, 2016

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blood geyser

The act of a woman squriting during sex while on their period.

My girl discovered she's a squirter when she hit me with a blood geyser last night

by Poetiq January 4, 2017

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chocolate geyser

An effect caused by inserting "mentos" and diet soda up ones arse. Very distant cousin to butt chugging

Wow! Thay dude got so hammered last night that we paid him $20 bucks to shove Mentos and diet soda up his ass! It was a total Chocolate Geyser in the living room!

by cowdungminge August 3, 2017

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