futon

A piece of furnature that two lovers lay on and make sweet sweet love while all of their other friends are in the other room doing proper things.

Josh and Darlene are back there on the futon doing immoral things.

by Josh March 26, 2003

futon

A futon is actually a japanese bed-type thing, a kind of mat that u must roll up after sleeping and store away. the futons that all the above people are talking about are cheap Western imitations, Americanising japanese culture yet again.

Japanese person: I think i will roll out my futon, i am rather tired
Stupid American: I always jam my fingers when i try to roll those things out

by Whakatane girl January 11, 2007

cold fusion

The process by which a male or recently converted female sit, wearing no clothing, on a sheet, slab, chunk, or otherwise chair-shaped mass of ice, resulting in the fusion of their testicle skin and or hairs to the ice...also known as icefucking

Timmy was very upset that he had experienced cold fusion playing in the yard.

by Alex Dubois April 22, 2008

fusion (genre)

The trashest genre ever created. Rock and Jazz should have been kept separate. This genre disgraces the music community.

Person 1: Is that Snarky Puppy?

Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: Who listens to fusion (genre), it's the trashiest genre.

by WordsMan007 October 19, 2020

Fusion

First person shooter player obsessed with hitting people with shovels.

You got owned by fusion

by Fusion September 17, 2003

FusionBot

The sexiest and best bot on the irc networks.

FusionBot, is the sexiest and best bot on the IRC networks.

by Blair_S April 3, 2007

Fusion

(man)A giant ass douchebag on a game called Cheatskape, loves the show "Roll Models" and masturbates to gay three-way orgys.
Has a very small penis
and loves men

Ex.1 "That guy's such a Fusion"
Ex.2 "That guy watched a dude Fusion with two other men, he liked it."

by Anonymous1231312314 April 14, 2009