Forced Pleasure

when one is strapped in a position where said sex machine (or genitals) penetrate the ofirice where they cannot get out.

Jack went over to his friend’s house to hang out, but not five seconds when he stepped in, he saw darkness. He felt his clothes being stripped off. He felt a rope tangle around his limbs separately, and his dick. He felt a sack come off his head. The room was dimly lit and he looked behind him. A dildo entered his ass and it went six inches in his tight ass. It hurt so much, and the dildo slid in faster. He felt a vacuum connect to his dick and he felt a hard suck. This went on for an hour. He is now gay.

Forced Pleasure

by Well, shit. March 2, 2018

Ford Crown Victoria - P71

Part of the VIN number used by Ford to designate the heavy - duty police package installed onto Crown Victoria's from 1985-2008. These cars can top out at around 140+ MPH and can out - accelerate most stock high performers like the Mustang and the Camaro. Can impact 6" curbs at 60 MPH and receive no to little damage due to the large sidewalls on the tires and the heavy duty suspension. This car is also so heavy if that it were to impact another vehicle at highway speeds; the other vehicle would become "non recognizable". Horrible side impact ratings. Horrible rear impact ratings, (explodes like the Pinto does). Can go on harsh terrain at high speed and not get stuck or damaged like other cars; i.e.: (mud, gravel, 10-15% grade hills, ditches, curbs, speed bumps, rough roads, train tracks). Indeed the Crown Victoria is deceiving in appearance, it could probably stomp you're car or truck into the ground.

Ford Crown Victoria - P71
Joe: What the fu*k? Did I hit something?
Josh: I felt a bump...what?
Joe: I think I hit something.

Later that night, Joe gets out and looks at the front of his Crown Victoria.

Joe: Holy sh**!

There was half of a human torso and a complete mangled bicycle stuck in the grill of the Crown Vic with blood dripping from it all.

by rofl_copter_4dr_lx2008 March 31, 2009

You're fired!

What the majority of American voters said to Donald J. Trump, the 45th President of the United States, on Tuesday, November 3, 2020 with their ballots.

"I've heard quite a few people speak Trump's catch phrase, 'You're Fired!', in the days following the election this year."

by XXII78 November 8, 2020

fared

adj. when ya dun work somewhere no more

PSX_Cheatster: ya'll are fared!
Romeo: fared?
PSX_Cheatster: Yes, fared
* Romeo looks fared up...
PSX_Cheatster: as in ya dun work here no more
Romeo: everyone talking now doesn't work here....
Gashabras: wow
PSX_Cheatster: well duh... I just fared ya'll

by PSX_Cheatster February 24, 2005

forced it

To take a situation, a comment, an idea and to another level that it did not need to be taken to...to do something uncalled for...

1)Male:"Yo shorty wusup, can I get ya number"
Female:"Nah I got a man"
Male:"Fuck you then"

The male forced it
2)You leave work at 11pm, your boss calls you at 5am to see
if you want to work a double shift (16 hours) starting at 7am...he forced it

by iamthetruth28 August 25, 2006

Ford Escort

A cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by Ford. While weighing less than a Honda Civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as hell and can get beat by almost anything. Its pretty much a go-cart with a interior!

1.) Dude I put $10 in my escort! That will last me half a month!

2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?

3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.

by G - Money July 18, 2007

Shots Fired

Saying an insult to someones face; Being straight foward

Bob: "I dont like how you dress and your hair is messy".
Billy: "Dang shots fired".

by datkidd.neknek April 22, 2015