fluff the blanket

having sex doggy-style off the side of the bed. Where the girl is leaning over the bed. After the guy finishes he grabs girl by waist and throws her up onto the bed, thus fluffing the blanket (as if she was the blanket). He then promptly leaves.

Dude: "I met some girl at the club last night and she invited me back to her place and I asked her if I could fluff the blanket. She agreed but apparently didn't know what it meant because she was not happy when I threw her on the bed."

by trisomy October 5, 2010

Fluent Nonsense

When you don't know majority of the words in the English language, so you just make up your own words, or you substitute in the wrong words for different meanings.

Shanay-Nay: What will happen to me if I drink this ???

Mashira: You will get inflamaragimato.

Shanay-Nay: Whats that ???

Mashira: Its when your colonizationalator burns.

Shanay-Nay: What language are you speaking ???

Mashira: Its Fluent Nonsense.

by kallmekween November 13, 2010

Fluent in Typo

A cognizance of meaning in text that is riddled with typographical errors. Typically used to prevent individuals from sending repeated corrections for spelling errors.

sms from Jane: "Wil met yuo @ 6ish"
2 seconds later...

sms from Jane: "Will = Will, met = meet, yuo = you"
sms from John: "No worries, I'm fluent in typo"

by EkoZulu April 8, 2011

fluent ozzy osbourne

When you are so drunk you sound like the famous rock star Ozzy Osbourne when speaking.

Person 1: df;j;ajfjfkjfajghhahfhg
Person 2: I think you are speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne again.

by Thoffman678 December 10, 2017

fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.

Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!

by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018

Fluff

Heaven in a bowl

Hey do you want some fluff? Fuck yea man, is that even a question?

by Fluffboi November 4, 2018

fluent

when her puss puss gets so wet there remains not enough resistance to build up

Damn her fifi was fluent last night. I mean I get it but that shit needs to hurt to be effective.

by Krkič June 12, 2020