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Flock-Block

Flock-Block, is the romantic version of a Cock-Block
Person 1: {to person 2} ...so I was wondering if y-
Person 3 (not part of the convo): hey, person 1 ... I need to talk to you for a second

Person 1: {whispering to person three} dude, stop being such a Flock-Block everytime I talk to person 2
by Angry raccoon December 8, 2018
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Flockaduya

Food that is exceptionally tasty.
Yo bro let me taste your sandwich... mmmm this that flockaduya!
by Papi Sylla November 14, 2020
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flechado

It is a name for the sound of butt checks slapping each other during a long drawn out fart.
OMG Aaron that was such a loud flechado, so nasty!
by Aols May 2, 2021
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Flocon De Neige

This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.

This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.

Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.
“You’ll never believe the props it takes to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl
by mj9864 December 14, 2021
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Flocko

someone or something that means no harm
oh my god that leaf is going to kill me

no its a flocko, it won’t hurt you
by sweatyirwin July 25, 2022
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Flocksexual

People who dickride Kay Flock or DOA rappers religiously. They particularly hate when you mention that Flock won't beat the case, even if it isn't made out of hatred for Kay Flock.

KEEP IN MIND you can listen to Kay Flock, like his music, be a fan, and NOT DICKRIDE KAY FLOCK, and still not be a Flocksexual.
User1: Damn, New York doesn't have a self defense statute, and the just hit him with a RICO charge. It's over
User2: Hey brodie, be careful, the Flocksexuals won't like that!
by TatesCellBoyfriend May 18, 2023
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Flockets

Noun- When you have pants that have fake pockets.
Verb- a insult to someone meaning they are shallow and look good on the outside but are horrible on the inside
Noun- “I hate the pants they have Flockets!”
Verb- “Your such a Flocket!”
by Epepepepep September 1, 2023
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