Fletcher

Noun; one homosexual man that intakes his own semen through a straw out of another homosexual man's anus, after sexual intercourse.

The man was a fletcher.
cum fletch anus fore play

by A man who never cried... wolf. September 22, 2010

fletching

When you tie a string around a small rodent (usually a gerbil) and let it crawl around in your rectum. Usually performed by gay men.

Those men were fletching with my gerbil!

by Joo February 9, 2004

Fletching

Falling asleep at our desk in just the correct upright position so that no one really knows you're taking a snooze on the clock.

"Oh boy, hope the boss doesn't catch the G-man fletching at his desk again!"

by Gee Monayy August 30, 2009

Fletcher's Fry Sauce

When a homosexual becomes so enthusiastic in giving his boyfriend a handjob he causes the pitcher to ejaculate bloody semen, resembling fry sauce in color and consistency.

Oh man, that cherry pudding looks like Fletcher's Fry Sauce!
Yeah, and it tastes like it too!

by Brain Anderson January 31, 2008

Flexosexual

Heterosexual men who do not mind expressing emotional feelings toward other heterosexual men.

Chad and Karl were warmly embracing yesterday. They're definitely flexosexual.

by Aireli October 4, 2006

Fletch

A sexual predator.

Careful Gina, he's a bit of a fletch.

by Greg_the_zebra March 10, 2009

Tom Felton

A high-pitched despicably annoying thing known for crying up and down the halls of Hogwarts. Out of the rest of the respectable young cast of Harry Potter, stands out as a wannabe that worms his way into 12093983+ publicity events. Advertises himself on the twitterverse - "I got a record label!" (translation: "I paid a ridiculous amount of dollars to convince the label that publishing my gay songs were not really bad mistakes") and has a witchy girlfriend who dominates the bottom of the life pyramid.

That's just Tom Felton attempting to act. Makes me want to cry too.

by Truth489 December 23, 2010