fatassitus

A common disease also known as super morbidly obese. This disorder can strike any human, but is generally found around the "all you can eat buffet" down thar at thems "golden corral" home of the best chicken fried steak.

Dude, what the fuck is this place! Oh yeah, this is where all the people with fatassitus go to graze.

by 60 Central February 28, 2008

flagastritate

the art of burning toast on one side.

You Flagastritated my toast quite nicely.

by Hannah Hope and Ben Campau May 13, 2008

Flatusize

Farting when exercising.

geez...I flatusized when doing situps at the gym.

by Scubadoobadoo January 9, 2009

fatastrophy

when somebody is so fat, he or she will end up screwing things up with his/her massive body weight.

if somebody/some group is extremely fat and annoying to you and people around them

"did you see that group of tourists over at the ice-cream shop?"

"yeah dude what a fatastrophy!"

ugh i cant believe Tyler tipped the river raft with his fat ass!

yeah what a fatastrophy

by rubberooster October 23, 2011

flatsturbate

when you fart while masturbating

I try not to flatsturbate cuz it ruins the pleasure

by Faceless Alison September 12, 2016

Fatastrophic

Describes something that is so fat or unhealthy that it is catastrophic to your health or well-being. This can include thoughts or actions.

Example 1.) I want a cupcake but eating one would be so fatastrophic.
Example 2.) Did you see Jimmy at lunch? He ate a whole large pizza all by himself, that is so fatastrophic!!
Fat Obese Overweight Unhealthy Catastrophic Binge Health

by Krissyalynn July 11, 2016

flavastick

Gourmet flavored birchwood toothpick available currently in 7 flavors

Have you tried using a Flavastick for after a meal or a replacement for a cigarette?

by Flavor toothpick October 25, 2018