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Flake

alternate pronunciation - FLAKE (must be yelled)

As a noun, it is a person who is completely fake. They constantly need attention and must be liked by everyone, even if it means stabbing someone else in the back to do it (as long as the other person doesn't find out, and if they do, everything can be solved by a *hug*).

As a verb, it means to perform a retroaction, in a manner pertaining to the noun form. For example, ditching one friend to hang out with two friends, because two is more than one (do the math; it's true).

As an adjective, it means completely devoid of personality or character. Also, refering to everything as "the coolest," despite the fact that there can only be one "coolest."
by steelman August 16, 2003
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candy flakes

Iridescent sparkles, especially as used in cosmetics.
"My manicurist recommended this really insipid shade of nail polish-- frosty iridescent pink with shiny little candy flakes in it. I mean, what am I, in seventh grade?"
by Sparkina1967 July 22, 2004
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Flakey

Someone who does not ever answer their text messages or phone.
Wow, I've texted Tara 34 times in the last 5 seconds and she still hasn't answered... she's flakey that way.
by Arat Nahtekcm February 21, 2012
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cum flake

Cum that flies through the air like snow flakes.
GIRL: So many cum flakes, how should I Catch Em' ALl like in pOKEMON?

GUY: Try to let me cum in your mouth.
by UniveGreensboro May 16, 2006
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flaker

to not be able to attend an engagement with a friend or family member without proper notification.
Me and vanessa were supposed to meet at the movies on saturday at 5 but come saturday at 5 i was at the movie theater and she never showed up and never bothered to even let me know she wasn't coming. I guess she's a flaker.
by kr1818 September 10, 2009
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flaketard

A whiner who posts rants on Facebook, who never calls back and invents ridiculous stupid ideas like "flaketard"
Yo T, why you such a flaketard beatch!
by Tiiisuuun May 7, 2010
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Flaked out

He was flaked out on the couch
by Shreddo August 12, 2017
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