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fire possum

fahyuh r POS-uh m

Noun

A man, or someone claiming to be a man, who suggests that he and other men should gather and have an outdoor fire (i.e., in a fire pit or outdoor fireplace) and consume alcoholic beverages. After receiving agreement from the group and prior to the fire being lit, the fire possum ceases communicating with the group. Thus he will play possum prior to the lighting of the fire and kills the event.

A fire possum will often be heard claiming the next day “I no gay?!” Closely related to an Irish Goodbye and clairavoidance.
Ernie sent up a flare that we should come over for some whiskey and fire, but as usual, he turned into a fire possum and no fun was had...
by Mr-Gus March 18, 2019
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Fire Flower

Our beloved childhood flower, it was first debuted on 1985 in Super Mario Bros NES game by Nintendo.
Fire Flower is the best item on Mario games!
by Ryan900USAYT January 4, 2023
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French Fire Drill

Similar to Chinese Fire Drill. If a person in the room yells "French Fire Drill," then all in the room must take off their shirt and take the shirt of someone else. Everyone in the room must play. If one says that they do not want to participate then they are to be kicked out of the party or made to drink.
FRENCH FIRE DRILL!!! EVERYONE CHANGE SHIRTS!
by Party Gnome September 5, 2011
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Lap-fire

The hot burning sensation you get on your upper thighs after using a laptop computer for extended periods of time.
Joe: "Go check out that girls facebook page, shes sexy as hell."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."
by radiohead123 September 12, 2011
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Jamaican fire drill

A jfd occurs after you have been smoking, preferably marijuana, in your car. You will have been driving around while smoking and then once you are finished, you stop the car, get out, and wipe off any ashes and such. A modified version of a Chinese fire drill.
Leroy: That was a sweet cruise that we just had

Jenkins: I know, all we need is a Jamaican fire drill and we should be all set

Leroy: word
by DJmoist June 30, 2012
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Bonin Fire

Dangerous and destructive fires ignited by vagrants accumulating under the leadership of Los Angeles City Council Member Mike Bonin.
My house was burned down by a Bonin Fire originating in a Garcity.
by DonnieLA August 27, 2019
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Depressing Fire

When your house burns down

Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event
Fuck, my break up with Triss has just been a Depressing Fire
by 5YEARSgone December 28, 2019
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