ferret flap

Ferret flap is another word for vagina...especially hairy ones.

Her ferret flap stinks.

by German Poodle May 14, 2005

ferret shock

A state of extreme disorientation caused by an excessive number of choices or stimuli. Coined by Pete Abrams in the early years of the webcomic, Sluggy Freelance; specifically in reference to the character, Kiki, and her tendency to enter a catatonic state when faced with a large number of 'shiny' things.

When we went to the arcade Mike had a major case of ferret shock; we ended up having to drop him off at the book store.

by FeO2 May 12, 2011

A Ferryland Dog

A Ferryland Dog is a multi hooked jigger used for hauling in sea birds after they have been shot

the water was too rough to send in our Labrador Retriever so we had to use a Ferryland Dog to haul in the birds we shot

by Ferryland dog October 8, 2009

Ferretology

The belief(religion) in the ferret way of life.

Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.

And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.

Man, ever since I switched over to Ferretology my life has been so much happier.

by RedheadVB February 26, 2011

Freehold Ferrari

A Freehold Ferrari is a nickname for a Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z. Built from 1985 to 1990 this car featured lowered ground effects such as spoilers and front apron. This model was a popular model for young males and in the central New Jersey market, a favorite for young Italian males.

Did you see that guido driving his Freehold Ferrari.

Look, there goes another Italian in his Freehold Ferrari.

by Legend1984 August 7, 2010

Washing the ferrari

When Michael Bay auditioned Megan Fox for the first Transformers, he made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed the whole thing.

Apparently this video exists somewhere, though no one knows where it is.

"Washed his Farrari" And a new euphemism was born...

A- Do you know where Meg was last night?
B- Yeah, she was washing Michael's ferrari.
A- Ahh, I get it! "Washing the ferrari"!

by MeganFoxBlowsLiterally July 21, 2009

Crotch Ferret

The bulge of fat on the crotch of an obese person.

Dude, your mom needs to get rid of that crotch ferret. I bet she hasn't got any for like, 10 years.

by Masmai April 25, 2009