Something that saved the show "Friends" because was broken on the plane. There is no such piece on an airplane called a felange.....yea well tell that to Phoebe Buffay.
"I have this bad feeling about your plane ride. You have to get off...because the........felange....is um broken!¡!
by Jake's Girl May 27, 2004
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Congratulations FEMA, more than half of the Crescent City is underwater and people there are dying as we speak. what dumb@$$es.
by woobie October 10, 2005
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A girl who enjoys playing video or computer games more than she does worrying about getting a boyfriend or applying makeup. So for those of you who think they don't exist, eat it, because I am one.
by Kalet Raison February 26, 2009
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* Self-confident, assertive, a natural leader, a woman both Beta women AND men tend to follow.
* Feminine, sexually-aware, and instinctual. Not afraid to utilize men's and her own sexuality to gain advantage.
* Naturally dominant over all except her Alpha Male. She falls into this role not by force, but by either expertise, planning/maneuvering, or sometimes manipulation.
An Alpha Female is NOT:
* Masculine
* Forceful, overbearing (not if she remains Alpha long-term)
* Angry, bitchy, nor any other negative names thrown around by Betas and Omegas who are dissatisfied with their social standing.
A True Alpha Female is NOT afraid to submit to a True Alpha Male, as defined by nearly feral standards, plus intellect and abilities to provide and protect.
Alpha women do not need to feel ashamed that we want men to lead. We are still leaders on our jobs and in our places of worship.
No matter how much we, as women evolve, there are still parts of our female psyches that seek the protector. We still seek that man who can enter a room, assess the situation and take charge. When we meet men who don't have those strong leadership skills, we become frustrated and dominate them. If they are not worthy of leading us, then they should cower at our feet. No?
* Self-confident, assertive, a natural leader, a woman both Beta women AND men tend to follow.
* Feminine, sexually-aware, and instinctual. Not afraid to utilize men's and her own sexuality to gain advantage.
* Naturally dominant over all except her Alpha Male. She falls into this role not by force, but by either expertise, planning/maneuvering, or sometimes manipulation.
An Alpha Female is NOT:
* Masculine
* Forceful, overbearing (not if she remains Alpha long-term)
* Angry, bitchy, nor any other negative names thrown around by Betas and Omegas who are dissatisfied with their social standing.
A True Alpha Female is NOT afraid to submit to a True Alpha Male, as defined by nearly feral standards, plus intellect and abilities to provide and protect.
Alpha women do not need to feel ashamed that we want men to lead. We are still leaders on our jobs and in our places of worship.
No matter how much we, as women evolve, there are still parts of our female psyches that seek the protector. We still seek that man who can enter a room, assess the situation and take charge. When we meet men who don't have those strong leadership skills, we become frustrated and dominate them. If they are not worthy of leading us, then they should cower at our feet. No?
Why should I, as an Alpha female, choose a male that can dominate me? The Alpha in me responds to the Alpha in him. When I see him, I melt. When he speaks to me in his commanding voice, all my usual arrogance goes out the window. He understands who I am. I understand who he is. He understands my strength, but subtly lets me know that he is in charge now and that I no longer need to be in charge.
We are not wolves. Yet no matter how much we shave our hairy bodies, deodorize our odors, build tall buildings that speak of our prowess and drive around in fancy speed devils, we are still humans. We are still part of the animal kingdom. No matter how deep we bury our instincts, they are still there.
I am an Alpha female and I desire an Alpha male.
We are not wolves. Yet no matter how much we shave our hairy bodies, deodorize our odors, build tall buildings that speak of our prowess and drive around in fancy speed devils, we are still humans. We are still part of the animal kingdom. No matter how deep we bury our instincts, they are still there.
I am an Alpha female and I desire an Alpha male.
by UrbanDicTHIS November 29, 2011
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I know Becky, I waited for Bob to come over all night long but he didn't. So instead, I fingered myself and ate my cum.
by fuck master June 5, 2003
Get the female masterbation mug.a femance is the female equivalent to a bromance. When two straight females are ridiculously close to each other, and make advances to further their bond.
Laura and Laurel have such a femance going on, that Laurel held Laura's hand while Laura was taking a painful shit.
by heyfatkids June 9, 2009
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