j's on my feet

J’s is actually a pair of Jordan shoes, and “j’s on my feet” means a person is currently wearing a pair of Jordan sneakers.

I think I can walk all day, because I have j's on my feet

by shiela_72 June 8, 2021

flat feet

A condition in which the arches of one's feet are collapsed. It's painful and you have to wear ugly prescription shoes and you can't run fast or even walk for long periods of time without experiencing utter agony. Be thankful that you don't have this.

I have flat feet, asshole, that's why I have a fucking doctor's note to sit out of PE. Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand.

by abandon_all_hope January 15, 2017

Feet Pleez

A request made to to online sex cam operator to show their feet by foot loving enthusiasts.

Feet pleez!

You show feet and I will go into private room! Feet plz

by bob rob bagdrag August 3, 2009

Feet to Meat

Getting a foot job.

"Want to feet to meat?"

by God of Time November 5, 2009

beat your feet

to get moving quickly

I told you to have my daughter back by midnight! Beat your feet kid, and don't come back! You can't tell time!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022

Sleepy Feet

Alcoholic concoction developed in Upstate New York at Plattsburgh High School in the late 1990's and later spread to many colleges and universities. Main ingredients include shitty high proof vodka, country time lemonade mix and water. The perfectly blended batch of Sleepy Feet tastes like delecious country time lemonade, but yields similar effects to drinking straight disgusting, 2 dollars a bottle vodka all night. Best served mixed in large gatorade jugs.

Was also the name of a student band from Plattsburgh High School in 2004.

The drink is still popular today.

"Dude I drank like 4 cups of that sleepy feet in 10 minutes, couldn't even taste the liquor.........yea i threw up 30 minutes later."

by TheU October 20, 2008

feeting

When some one inserts a foot for sexual pleasure into the vagina or anus. Similar to fisting but involves insertion of the entire foot. People who enjoy feeting are usually sexually aroused when some one threatens "Putting a boot in their ass."

Kim, though small and frail, enjoyed feeting greatly with her girlfriend, especially when they could get a foot in her vagina and anus.

by Kimberly Mason May 11, 2006