Federal

(adj.) Against the law.

Shiiiiiiiiit! I aint doing that! That shit is ferderal and I been on parole since '94, cause I commit the crime!

by Homes136 December 15, 2003

United States Federal Government

A bunch of lying, back-stabbing, double-crossing, faggot-ass theives. Exhibit a nasty holier-than-thou attitude. They have their eyes on you, their ears on your phone line, and their head up everyone's ass.

Be a thief, the government hates competition.

Area 51 does exist, and they've got some weird-ass shit in there. If you try to fly over it, F/A-18's run you off.

by yu suk November 15, 2003

Federal Way

A medium sized town in Washington State located next to Tacoma. Basically serves as an edge city to Tacoma due to I-5 running through it. The school district is terrible, although the 4 high-schools and some of the middle schools aren't bad. Decatur HS and Lakota Middle School are very gifted in the arts/music program, winning contests regionally and nationally wide. One of the more diverse schools, but Asians run the ASB and Leadership. Thomas Jefferson HS is the Asian and Mexican hub and is known for their math and robotics team. Federal Way High School and Todd Beamer are more about sports, and have more blacks and Islanders than the other 2 schools mentioned. Thought as one of the more ghetto schools due to constant bomb threats and gangs. The high-schools are named after famous people, with the middle schools being named after fairy tale locations or lakes such as Green Gables and Brigadoon. Due to its suburb feeling there isn't a nightlife, and the only entertaining things to do is the Dash Point State Park, Wild Waves or the Redondo Board Walk. Has your normal city elements such as gangs and hobos but they're found in the poorer parts of the city more. A nice place to live only if you are in Twin Lakes, the Enterprise Area or have a house on the Puget Sound. Worst places to live are by Lake Grove or Olympic View. An average town you should probably skip on a trip unless for Dash Point State Park or Wildwaves.

"How's life like in Federal Way?"
"Boring, it's a pretty average town."

by happymasksalesman July 13, 2016

Federline

Unit of measurement used to determine how much of a douchebag you are being. 1000 Federlines=1 K-Fed

That guy is a total douche, I bet he is about 800 Federlines.

by Spacemonkey Mafia April 13, 2008

Fed-Ex

When you put your package on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder.

A variation of tea bagging, but the perpetrator keeps his nutsack inside of his clothes.

"I Fed-ex-ed the shit outta Ray Ray's ho while she was passed on on the toilet last night!"

by Myjohnsonsmagic December 18, 2008

Federal way high school

everybody in this bitch got an std

why are you burnin and itchin?
cause i fucked a dude from federal way high school😔

by shaqueedagreenmcdaniel November 25, 2019

Feded

An Known ddoser in com, He is an big crew called FBI They are mostly known for ddosing and there swatting in TikTok. Instagram, and Snapchat they make wealthy money for doing this

Feded

by Fedded June 27, 2021