February 27th

A day where only the sexiest legends are born. Pisces? More like big penis. Only those born on THIS day are blessed with an amazing Shlong.

Hey it’s that sexy fucker who was born on February 27th!
I heard those born on this day love men, especially your dad.

by ChokeMeChet29 October 17, 2019

febreze

What stank people use instead of perfume.

Marc: Mmmm I love your perfume - Dior?

Jennifer: No, Melon Burst!

I love Febreze.

by Carmina> May 11, 2007

February 1st

The day when people are allowed to just breakdown anywhere! In the middle of a school presentation, in a supermarket, on the street, anywhere!

Alicia: WAAAAAAAAA
Sonia: shut the fuck up why are you crying
Alicia: it's February 1st, I'm allowed to breakdown anywhere

Sonia: oh shit let me join

by sqonia October 16, 2019

Febreeze Grenade

The act of pulling a zip-tie tight around the trigger of an aerosol febreeze can, and then tossing it into the room of the victim.

I was at school when I noticed a class taking an important semester final, so I took the opportunity to toss in a deadly Febreeze Grenade.

by hockey123456789 October 8, 2011

febreed

The smell of the mixture of both Febreeze and weed

"Bruh it smells Febreed in here"

by SaucyLamb January 15, 2017

February 9

A nice, caring, sweet en beautiful person was born on this day. If today is February 9th, please go wish that person a happy b-day because they deserve it!

just go wish him or her a happy b-day on February 9

by sumimaseen November 14, 2019

February 9th

A rad lad

She’s definitely a February 9th

by Shawty not righttt December 9, 2019