F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders)

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.

“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”

by borja85 June 2, 2023

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone

A portmanteau of the words Thanatophobia (fear of death) and monophobia (fear of aloneness).
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death

Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"

by wankbadger September 14, 2017

Have No Fear of Ice Cold Beer

Naming the seven diatomic elements:

Have (hydrogen) No (nitrogen) Fear (Flourine) Of (oxygen) Ice (iodine) Cold (chlorine) Beer (bromine)!

Much easier to remember than i bring clay for our new home!

Dude, can you tell me what the seven diatomic elements are?

Have No Fear Of Ice Cold Beer!

Thanks, Man!

by masterhobbit October 25, 2012

I only fear BTS stans and no one else

A common phrase originated from Twitter, by the locals (general public) after seeing the intentional and often times unintentional and displays of power of the also called BTS Army. The phrase, got popular after an interaction between @jovanmhill and @jamescharles, where the later threatened the former with a lawsuit and got "I only fear BTS stans and no one else " as a reply.

Note: One should only fear BTS ARMY, (BTS stans) if one is disrespectful to the fandom or the band, they tend to be peaceful but you will feel their wrate by millions if you make that mistake.

JC: This is absolutely not funny. Delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact.

JM: Let's do it baby I know the law.

JC:...
JM: I only fear BTS stans and no one else.

by 18andou18 June 14, 2019

i fear

Meaning you fear the sentence you provided , good (or bad), you fear it. It either has happened or will happen.

“Slayyyter tanked, I fear”
“Ayesha Erotica is a legend, I fear”

by donatellayeri August 19, 2021

beer fear

The irrational feeling induced by alcohol after a heavy session. The feeling of regret and self hatred due to hangover. Waking and at first feeling indifferent about the events of the night before but then, over a period of several hours, your memory coming back in small amounts of ever growing embarassment for yourself and the way acted or what you said to, probably, the wrong person.

"Oh my God I am such an idiot I made such an arse of myself last night, I hate myself". Freinds response "Dont' be stupid you were fine. I was the one being stupid!". Your response "No you were great you just have beer fear, I was the idiot!"..........etc etc etc...............

by Phil Grant Smith December 9, 2008

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003