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Popsicle farming

by Welpsatanishere February 21, 2019
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Within farting distance

Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.
Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.
by niggman star33 January 21, 2021
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spite-Farming

The act or process of irrationally continuing to farm an unviable farm simply because you still hold the associated governance token in hopes that you can will the token price up.
Due to their withdrawal fee I've been spite-farming $BADGER for months
by kingofcope May 22, 2021
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Alt Farming

The practice of using alternative accounts to farm rare starting items in an online video game to be transferred to a single account.
I did some alt farming and got tons of gems really quickly!
by Mattjod July 29, 2021
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hate farming

The act of planting the seeds of chaos, drama, and or conflict on social media.

A members of a high school clique will often resort to this tactic in order to create gossip about having haters. Some narcissistic people, usually in high school, secretly desire haters. They feel as tho it makes them look cool to “have haters” and gives them a degree of clout in social circles. It also helps ferment some juicy group chat conversations and drama gossip. This is similar to covert trolling.
Kelsey knew she would look bad if she was overtly provoking those nerds at the anime convention. So she resorted to hate farming them. Now she can look like an angel in front of everyone because she has so many haters and doesn't respond to them. You go girl! *not!
by Mr.HateFarmer November 18, 2021
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Zen farting

A particular manner of passing gas that encourages the farter to “step into the fart” with a sense of openness and joy while remaining emotionally detached from the experience itself.
I watched in wonder as my handsome husband deftly demonstrated some especially incredible moments of Zen farting for our rabbits and me immediately after we sold our motorcycles.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2022
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Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants
I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.
by veteransalt May 18, 2014
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