Fap Shame

The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.

I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.

I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

fap fort

A masturbatory palace constructed in anticipation of a long and relaxing fap session

Before fapping I make a comfy fap fort on my bed

by hooptown December 16, 2011

Fap It Off

Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.

Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."

Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."

by bosstin_twosix January 27, 2014

Fap base

The place used to fap -or masturbate- repeatedly. Often a bedroom, closet, or bathroom.

Helen- Where is Nathen?

Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.

Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago

Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house

by xxLilachan8xx August 1, 2011

Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013

fap binge

a period of excessive indulgence in ferocious masturbation

The wife is away so i succumbed to a fap binge

by The Big A March 16, 2014

Fap February

Basically the same thing as December this happens every year (leap years included) in the month of February.

Guy 1: Yo you taking part in No Nut November .
Guy 2: Nah it’s all about destroy dick December .
Guy 3: You both clearly have brain damage it’s all about Fap February now.

by NoSayingHeckPlease October 18, 2019