Facebook

A place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have the problem with.

someone's status on facebook: some people really need to learn to clean up after themselves after they eat

by casemay14 June 18, 2011

facebook

When your mad at someone and you hit them in the face with a book

Matt was getting on my nerves so I facebooked him

by the buyt November 12, 2014

facebook

To spread one's asscheeks and close them on someone's nose while they are sleeping.

My boy Tre facebooked my roomate Adrian while he sleeping.

by Lordter June 27, 2012

Facebook

Facebook, it's a place where you put your face in a book. Letting people masturbate to it.

Vag-i-na puts her face in book, "Facebook", then suddenly, W-a-ng, sees it and then he masturbates to it.

by I<3Puss-ee-s August 09, 2010

facebook

An unannounced competition to see who can get the most friends and best profile pic

Jane: Wow! Suzie has 1432 friends on facebook
Mark:But she probably doesn't know half of them

by JustaFried8 September 09, 2011

Facebook

Something that caused me to use the computer less often ever since my mother discovered it.

Mom: Hey can I check my email on Facebook?

Me: Again??????

Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back.

Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer.

-1 Hour Later-

Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework!

Mom: I'll be off in a minute.

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dancing with Fire September 11, 2011

Facebook

internet's version of Jerry Springer for some people.

Facebook has become a venue to seriously screw people over with an audience of 500+ contacts without actually facing individuals. For example, contacting ex lovers on thier current spouse's facebook page, or blasting friends and family in status statements.

by Raven6768 February 05, 2010