Football Player

Robert Wood.

Hey, you're his best friend, what's a synonym for Robert Wood? Soccer player?

Fuck no, Robert Wood means football player, and if you don't believe me, his best friend, just check Urban Dictionary.

by G1NG August 30, 2010

football queef

when mike is playing football he gets tackled, his legs go out and he makes a wet fart noise

aww did you see that wicked football queef by mike

by bobby o bobby September 25, 2009

football kids

Children who partake in the sport of football while on the beach of a lake and/or ocean, or anytime outside of an organised sporting event of football.Often seen wearing polos or sweater vests and sporting sideways caps and pooka shell necklaces. They are also known to listen to undesirable music including but not limited too: SouljaBoy (and any other of the newest rappers of the like)Eminem etc.
Sometimes mistaken for Wiggers

James,Harris is an example of a football kids, though he has recently been weakened by us crucifying 1 set of his pooka shells in the waters of the pacific, unfortunately not long after that the replacement shells were safely around is neck.

by Adam Mckenzie March 28, 2008

football player

In high school, they are stereotyped for being big and dumb, but a majority of them are not anything like these. Football players don't just work out and bang girls, they also have to deal with asshole teachers about homework and deal with all the stupid kids at school that were too weak or scared to play football. Also, football players have to stay strong and practice in order to be good. Being a football player is more than just winning games, its about teamwork and intelligence to be a true football player. There will always be the true sterotype football player who dates cheerleaders and is stupid but that only represents a fraction of us all, being a football player myself.

1. Guy 1: That guy plays soccer doesn't he?

2. Guy 2: Hell no, hes way to big and strong for soccer, hes a football player.

by Robdog 14 March 8, 2008

football hipster

A fake football fan. More likely to be seen on the Internet than in the stadium, where he usually annoys the real football fans with his smugness, while knowing shit about the game. Follows trendy teams like Dortmund and Napoli and is the first to leave the sinking ship.

Football hipster: Oh my. Your incorrect spelling matches with your unillumined knowledge of todays modern football. Pardon, total ignorance or simply deliberate forgery?

Real fan: Get lost, douchebag!

by jarraj November 22, 2013

Football Head

Round, bald headed ugly looking mofo

Leon has a football head

by Football Head October 20, 2008

football bat

Noun. A slang term for a queer or gay male. Used in a similar manner as three dollar bill.

Did you see how Bruce was dancing? That guy is as queer as a football bat.

by suomi September 19, 2005