Evolution Science

The biggest oxymoron since the beginning of time.

Teacher: Alright class, today we're going to study Evolution Science!
Student Who Isn't a Dumbass: Oh you mean that badly thought out theory that has nothing supporting it?

by Frozenfirebug August 11, 2012

punk evolutionary

not the "punk that no longer exists" its a punk that listens to the new punk bands, you dont have to listen to just the misfits and sex pistols to b an actual punk, punk is just punk, this particular form is punk evolutionary

he listens to anti flag, he's a punk evolutionary

by jordom hines October 22, 2006

Evolution

An absolutely ridiculous theory, because believing that a magical wizard created everything simply makes more sense.

Wizard evolution

by Boss37190 June 30, 2011

egologomaniac

(ADJ.) Insane, crazy, unable to be sane, lives in the shadows and wears tight clothes to enclose their innerselves (emotionals), also known as the "other side". Can be seen in many high school cliches as the punk or goth, with a lower self esteem. Usually carries around a 50 inch pocket knife with the word "Doom" written on the edge of the blade. They design gangs and write their "logos" everywhere during the night.

This is not a joke...

TEACHER: Hey everyone, today we are talking about stereotypes!
STUDENT 012: Aww that's lame!
STUDENT 003: This always leads to something bad!
TEACHER: I know, but this is why we must learn more of what we are.
STUDENT 495: What are you saying?!
TEACHER: I'm saying that we must all reveal who we really are.
STUDENT 666: I'm NOT CRAZY!
TEACHER: What?
STUDENT 666: IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY PARENTS MAKE ME SLEEP IN THE BARN! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! NOOO!
TEACHER: Please calm down!
STUDENT 666: ~kills class~ HAHAHAHAHA
GOD: What an egologomaniac...

by Don't Blink May 27, 2006

Evoli

A really awesome band that produced so much more problems than it did music talent.

Dude, i love Evoli

by Kwinten September 2, 2009

Evolutionist

A group of people who excell at trash talking religions, trolling yahoo answers, and using "science" to back up their theories that are taken from Discovery channel and that are changed every other day.

Some notable evolutionists were: Charles Darwin (who denounced his belief in it), Steven Hawking (he helps change it every other week with space-time theories), and a small percentage of public school teachers who actually believe the textbook is the truth.

Creationist: I believe God made the world.

Evolutionist: IGNORANT!!!! IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE JUST IGNORANT TO THE FACTS!

Creationist: The facts are?

Evolutionist: RABBIT EMBRYOS AND HUMAN EMBRYOS LOOK ALIKE SO THERE!

Creationist: So, because things look alike, that means they are related to each other and one evolved from another?

Evolutionist: Hold up, just got word the theories been changed, the monkeys turned into fish first, so that means the rabbits are.....

Creationist: Yup. Total proof.

by adud3withabrain October 22, 2011

ebolo

Ebolo (also: EBOLO) is an abbreviation for Every Body Only Lives Once.

Often follows the phrase "yolo".

Ebolo, like its counterpart (yolo), is primarily used as a justification for being a dumbass and doing dumbass things.

Joe: hahahha aldkfasd gonna go get sum gurl preggers 2niet at da clubb
John: No, man, goddammit. Stop being such a dumbass.
Joe: hahaha dood idc wut u say ur stoopid
John: ...
Joe: u know whut dey say, yolo ebolo

by an evil monkey October 20, 2014