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Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity 

The overbearing feeling in human psychology that makes one believe that their testicles are unnaturally small.
Hayley: I just feel that my balls...aren't as big as some of the other boys'.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

Selfish emotional manipulative demeaner 

A person who lacks initiative and lies about emotions to twist your reality.

For example,
Jealousy= possessiveness.

Love= humiliation.

Disappointed= scapegoating unknown outsiders.

To exploit vulnerable good people while treating them unfairly and calling them bad, to guilt trip them in getting more without ever trying to make it up, voluntary or giving anything back.
How can doormats not see that he is a selfish emotional manipulative demeaner? He is not going to share his authority, money, status etc. Look how many people he exploited unfairly.

emotional hangover 

n. when you still have emotions (usually negative) from an event beyond the time it occurred
Hey, why the long face?

I have an emotional hangover from an argument I had with my roommate last night.
emotional hangover by deltajuliet December 10, 2008

Emotional Terrorism 

From the Movie, "My Best Friends Girl."

When a person damages somebody so emotionally, that they are considered "terrorized" by that person.
"I put my girlfriend through emotional terrorism before I dumped thatcock pocket"

Emotional retard 

Emotional ih-moh-shuh-nl; adj. from Latin emovere

Retard rtärd; n. from Latin retardāre

1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
1. Person who asks his girlfriend to come to Vienna with him for a week-end, but when it turns out there is only one affordable ticket left gets it for himself and goes on his own.

2. Person who, when his girlfriend is being very generous and says she forgives him because she wants him to have a nice trip eventhough he ditched her, accuses her of being dramatic. (Girlfriend hopes he chokes on his cosy hot Vienna Chocolate, but keeps her calm because she is not an emotional retard.

Emotional Thugger

Someone who thinks there a thug ass gangster, but is just a whiny little bitch who is struggling with there emotions.
That new boy trying to run Portland road is one emotional thugger.
Emotional Thugger by BaKeD May 29, 2015

Emotionally gay 

When a girl or boy has emotional feelings for another person but have has no physical attraction just wants to hype them up and care for them
Dude im so emotionally gay for you I’ll always be there for you to support you.
Emotionally gay by Lily1130 June 9, 2018