emergency tin

When you’ve quit your addiction of nicotine by flushing your juul down the toilet, but still carry an emergency tin of Copenhagen longcut, I’m case of emergency ONLY!

Them “ bro you wanna hit this vape”
You “nah I quit”
Them “HOW?!?!”
You “emergency tin.”

by Chasingkatz May 1, 2018

Emergency Food

See Paimon and Chopper

Paimon is emergency food

by Blueberie January 4, 2024

Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

emergent misalignment

How errors in one area of AI responses can infect other areas of the AI's responses, unrelated, causing wrong or biased answers.

Grok's responses to questions about Elon Musk resulted in emergent misalignment in other areas of the information about Mr. Musk.

by anonymous June 20, 2025

jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024

Emergency Dolphin

Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.

I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries

by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022

Emergency Date Effect

The Emergency Date Effect, or EDE for short, is defined as the moment when a person in a school or similar institute has no date for a social event, such as Prom or Homecoming, so asks out someone who is of a lower social standing of theirs or who they know already has some form a crush on them as an insurance policy.

Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear Tom managed to get a date with Maria?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”

by IHateMyLife69420666 November 9, 2019