Trash Eater

A person that doesn't know when to shut up when in a group of people. That has over stayed their welcome in a conversation online and or offline. When someone makes a remark past the moment in time when the joke or conversation is over.

Guy 1: "Dude why do you take my shit, your a trash eating machine."

*25 seconds later*

Guy 2: "I know you are but what am I?"

Guy 3: Ya okay your a trash eater.

by NaytDawg September 6, 2010

shaft eater

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

emperocket

–noun
1. A person or being who emanates a feeling of godliness.

verb, -⋅ed, -⋅ing.
–verb (used with object)
1. to emanate a feeling of godliness.
2. to experience a godly pleasure; to orgasm

Guess what? I can disinfect viruses with my tounge.
-Damn, you're such an emperocket!

Oh shit! I-I'm emperocketing!

by Eltoshen January 20, 2009

Fetus Eater

The act of eating, consuming or being accused of eating a fetus.

"You flaming Fetus Eater!"

by Ruby January 24, 2005

eager edge

(adj) to desire to be cutting edge; to try so hard to be cool that you become uncool.

The way Dave always needed to have people watching his stunts was way too eager edge for me.

by Elizabeth January 21, 2004

eagerection

to get excited about something.
like an erection, but not quite

i got an eagerection just thinking about bungee jumping!

by oopsie woopsie February 9, 2009

eater

1. A person who is eating.

2. A fat chick.

3. Someone who performs oral sex.

1. Look at that eater, chowing down on KFC.

2. Look at that eater, showing off her big tits in that low cut top, hanging out at the bar hoping for a hogger to come take her home.

3. She's such a great eater - she can make me blow it in three minutes usually.

by PMax March 9, 2008