Ditch shop

A person who goes to the mall or other shopping facility with a group of people and browses to the point where they are no longer within the group, and therefore now shopping alone.

When shopping at Love Coulture, my sister decided to ditch shop my cousin and I.

by dannifreakingyellandkarlyy June 17, 2009

dutchbrunch

The act of engaging in the recreational or medicinal act of enjoying cannabis or cannabis products halfway between the morning and afternoon. sometimes substituted for a wake and bake or an early 4:20 celebration with the company of one or more colleagues.

I dont have to be at work until 1 oclock.. its only 11a.m , care to partake in a dutchbrunch
cannabis wakeandbake 420 loud smokeweedeverydaystoners

by TheOfficialSmokey September 23, 2013

the seven-year ditch

When an established couple decides to separate at the seven-year mark.

Several of my friends divorced after 7 years. The seven-year ditch rule must be in effect.

by Xeenie February 15, 2009

Garlic Smelling Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven that smells like garlic.

Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!

-Hetalia.

by no one important. September 4, 2012

dutch wife

Large sack stuffed with canvas (sails). Sailors used these to wedge themselves in their bunks during rough weather so they wouldn't roll about.

In the time this term was coined dutch women presumably had a reputation for being unresponsive and apathetic in bed. (Things on this front have improved markedly however.)

When the weather turned rough I had to use my dutch wife or I would be thrown about my bunk

by Zonko October 15, 2007

Dutch Alps

A term for small breasts.

Guy 1: "Whoa! She's hot!"

Guy 2: "Meh. She's got dutch alps."

by X4nNu5 January 27, 2010

Dutch Snack

1: The act of farting in your clothes to warm yourself up in extreme cold.

2: Fart into someone else's clothes or bedding whilst not being inside of it.

Guy 1: "I am so cold right now"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, just do a Dutch Snack"
Guy 1: "Wow, I feel so much better now!"

Whilst Fred was lying in his bed, Quentin ran in and gave him a Dutch snack.

by S_McAl April 20, 2010