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Freakum Dress

When you've been with your man for a long time and he is just not treating you right, the freakum dress is that little dress you wear when you go out with your ladies because you've had enough and every fella in the room goes "DWAMMMMM!"

Term made popular by Beyonce
My man hasn't been paying me any attention lately, so I took out my freakum dress, went out with my ladies, and he certainly realized what he was missing.
by DJfreakum August 6, 2011
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dossum

The pinched terminal end of a "cut off" length of solid feces. Caused by the cutting action of the anus, the dossum may be have a pointed or curled shape.
1. The poop log was tightly coiled and topped with a perfectly curled dossum.
by Shit Hot & Schorny December 9, 2008
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dress-up fetish

When some one has strange erges to dress up their friends and sometimes even strangers. Most likely a girl who wants to make her guy friends hotter so they can walk around with her and look cool. Often times talks about her friends saying "He has potential" and "If only he wore ________" In extream cases phrases like "If only I could knok him out and make him wear girl pants" can be heard.
Kayla: Dude... If I could just some how make Devon and Matt unconcious... I would soooooo dress them up
Sarah: We could die their hair and make them cool!
*girl squeels*
Random Pirate: You have major dress-up fetishes.... BITCH!!!!!!!!! muhahaha
by Kayla March 24, 2005
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dosser

Come on then u dosser
by BigDosser326 March 2, 2020
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dress shopping

buying something you;ll probably wear once and then give to a thrift store or sell on E-Bay
I'm going dress shopping for my wedding gown.
by Amber Edsall June 19, 2008
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Doss year

A year in which you do hardly any work, or don't have to do any work.
Girl: What year are you?
Boy: 8
Girl: Doss year.
by xx..Jess..xx November 2, 2008
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dress rehearsal

where everything goes wrong the night before the first performance.
by yepimstillhere June 18, 2010
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