dinkleshmit

1. the male penis
2. Andy
3. any stupid person

"Andy, you fucking dinkleshmit! Get your dick off my face!"

"Yo, stop being a dinkleshmit. Chop it off already!"

Fuck! My dinkleshmit is too big!!

by poopfaceodjfk;la April 26, 2009

Doinklesniffed

To consume an incredible amount of alcohol and become absolutely shitfaced.

"if im gonna have sex with her then im gonna have to get completely doinklesniffed tonight"

by warhuhwhatisitgood4 May 22, 2009

dinkle frits

some one who messes up, a lot or tends to fail, at tasks forgetful, space case, burnt

chelsea you are being such a dinkle frits

by reptar is gonna sodomize you December 26, 2010

dinklefink

A very slow driver
A silly Stupid Man

We were stuck behind a dinklefink driving to the lake.
Jake is such a dinklefink!

by chula123 July 14, 2011

Drinker's Tongue

A permanent feeling of thirst found after bouts of heavy and repetitive drinking.

Dan suffered from a heavy case of Drinker's Tongue after going out 5 nights in a row over spring break.

by KoolMint November 2, 2011

dinklebass

Its a person who is a cross between a dinkleberry and and ass

Some one who is ignorant and arrogant. A dinklebass

by scooter2079 August 25, 2013

Drunklete

When you get drunk and delete someone from a social media site and months later they discover it and add you back.

"Did he drunklete you and now he's adding you back because he heard you're single now?"

"No, I think I drunkleted him and he's just now noticing"

by AnnaKi August 30, 2013