a scholarly term used by high school teachers and college professors for term papers/homework meaning half the work you actually have to do.
professor: you have an eight page paper due next wednesday.
me: aw fuck!
professor: size 12 font double spaced
me: sweet only four pages!
me: aw fuck!
professor: size 12 font double spaced
me: sweet only four pages!
by ghettozilla October 02, 2013
1. The act of going about business in a randomly idiotic way.
2. The art of turning a mundane procedure into a challenging obstacle.
3. Instead of going about a task in a practical, sane or reasonable manner, one does things in a goofy, silly and ridiculous way.
2. The art of turning a mundane procedure into a challenging obstacle.
3. Instead of going about a task in a practical, sane or reasonable manner, one does things in a goofy, silly and ridiculous way.
Instead of reaching for the remote control with your hands or getting up to get it, try double daring it by using your feet or any object long enough to bring the remote closer to you.
Rather than bringing your cup closer to the water faucet, proceed by double daring it by getting the water into your cup by using your hands.
Rather than bringing your cup closer to the water faucet, proceed by double daring it by getting the water into your cup by using your hands.
by Waldo Spanks May 23, 2010
Someone with a circumference so wide that two pieces of chalk are required to draw their outline on the pavement.
Shit, the stiff's a double chalker. Lou, get on the phone to the fire department, we aint lifting him with our backs.
by the oob April 13, 2010
A double air bag is when your balls deep into 300+ pound women while driving and you fuck her so hard the airbag goes off crushing you between dirty seat and sweaty ass
by Double airbag May 20, 2016
In essence, a nicer term for someone who is a hypocrite, or is being hypocritical. Comes from 'double standards'.
by hauntson September 22, 2010
by R8tr September 05, 2012
1. When one is about to get off the toilet after a bowl movement, then realizes it is not over.
2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.
2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.
1. You would not believe the size of the crap I just took; I thought it was over...but it was a double dookie, and just kept on coming.
2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.
2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.
by peezdets October 31, 2011