Dolphin

An animal that can only be trained via positive reinforcement.

"I tried to put a leash my dolphin but it swam away"

by thePSAT October 18, 2014

A Dolphin

When one stick his penis in a girls butt and she turns her head sharply and makes a sound like a Dolphin in order to stop this act.

I was railing this girl from behind when I pulled out and shoved it in her butt, she slung her head around started making a sound like a dolphin.

by medic alert April 24, 2009

Bottlenose Dolphin

A sexual act in which a couple wearing life vests preforms a standing 69 while diving into a swimming pool. Once submerged, the life jackets will cause the couple to shoot up towards the surface and jump out of the water similar to the animal of the same name.

(On phone) Fred: "Hey, Daphne, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be a little late coming home tonight as the circle jerk is lasting longer than we expected. Hows about I make it up to you by taking you down to the water park tomorrow? We can try the Bottlenose Dolphin!"

Daphne: Oh gee, that sounds swell, Fred. Don't worry about me. Velma and I have been wanting to try scissoring again, but we just couldn't find the time! This will work out quite well for both of us. I'll call her up now!"

by Velocidad Maximus October 5, 2011

Miami Dolphins

an NFL team that had a season of only 1 win in 04-05 and then beat the patriots; BALLAS

man 1: man the dolphins are doing really bad this season.
man 2: yea but atleast they beat the #1 team in the NFL this season.
man 1: DAM! THOSE BITCHEZ ARE BALLAS!

by J 0 K A January 22, 2005

Dolpheen

1) Term used by the Japanese in the South Park episode 'Whale Whores' as they brutally insult and attack the dolphins and whales around the globe.

2) A variation of the common name 'Lewis'.

E.g. Japanese guy: 'F*** you WHALE and F*** you DOLPHEEN!'

by Charles712 April 20, 2010

dolphin catcher

a person of an overly promiscuous nature; someone who does not hesitate to have sex with both animate and inanimate objects when the mood strikes; to ram ones face as far as possible up an obese person's hole

Whoah! Look at that mama over there! I would love to use her as my dolphin catcher!

by RachelSwanson August 23, 2011

Douche Dolphin

A Manly douche who hangs out at the beach, and is a lifeguard.

'Todd is such a douche dolphin! He did my girlfriend!"

by ElusiveKangaroo March 13, 2010